If only all men were like this.
If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow
There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that
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Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads
I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.
“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”
The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.
Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.
There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.
Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.
Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.
Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out.
HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOUeveryone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!
Same with women though. Men don’t always sleep around. They are some that are cool and honest.
Stop chasing after assholes.
Okay, I”m a guy and I agree that sometimes we’re put in whats called the “friend-zone” but I also agree that saying that girls dont fall in love with you because of it is complete bullshit. Whether yoiu like her or not you treat her with respect and its her that gets to decide if its you she wants or not. If you’re hell bent on having her and you don’t get your shot, or she says no, you don’t have to be stingy and say you got friendzoned. It happens, you want to be a guy like this, well theres more too it than just sleeping with the girl youre in love with. I’m a guy okay, and I get what its like to be “friend-zoned” to have someb ody you’re completely head over heels for and they just dont want you, or they play you and string you along, but you know what, that doesn’t change the fact that I love them, nor the fact that we’re friends, because a guy like this will find somebody who loves them back.
So guys don’t be assbutts and say you got friendzoned as an excuse, you’re still a great person, you just didn’t find the right girl for you. as for girls, its not always the fault of a guy feeling like he just got disregarded, because sometimes girls can just go for assholes too. so you know what, “friend-zone” is a pile of bullcrap, all guys should act like this no matter what.
*giraffes escaping from zoo*
“Quick guys! You make a break for it and I’ll seduce the camera to distract them!”